by David Griffin
The Rise of Kek
The Rise of Kek
Everything got blown out of every proportion when to an angry old lady running for President screamed at meme frog Pepe on TV, calling him a racist and basically declaring Pepe an enemy of the state.
Getting yelled at by America's most famous angry old lady made Pepe the frog famous almost overnight (even while he was still in jail with meme cooties for getting hijacked by Nazis).
Meanwhile, the lore around Kek continued to grow, and Pepe fans began to view Kek as the God-like personification of the Internet itself, which Kek cultists view as SENTIENT!
And so it came to pass that in 2016 that Pepe the Frog ascended to heaven assuming the mantle of God-like Meme status - and the first internet spawned religion was born - The Cult Of Kek!
Kek cultists see Kek is the personification of the Internet. In the Golden Dawn, we use a technique called the "Assumption of God-Forms". To get to the bottom of this Kek mystery, I did substantial experiments to discover the magical functions of the Kek God-Form. It turns out that the Kek GodForm is best used for political magick and for exposing "fake news" and propaganda coming from mainstream media.
|David Griffin Assumes The GodForm of Kek|
II The Golden Toad
The bad news about Kek arriving on the cultural Magick scene in 2016 turns out to be terrible news for China. You see, the most widely used Magick figure in all of China is a Golden Toad called "Chan Chu" also known as the money toad. Chan Chu is a meme God who brings money and fortune into a home or business.
The Chinese have invoked The Golden Toad for centuries. In fact, many attribute China's economic boom in recent decades to all of the Golden Toad wealth magick Chinese businesses and households have been doing.
Consider this, together with what we know from the Golden Dawn about the power of God Forms, and the Magick of assuming them.
From where I sit, it looks to me like the Chinese have cast a powerful wealth spell. For sure, China has prospered greatly in recent decades at America's expense. Many of our factories have moved to China and with them went American jobs and American prosperity.
Clearly, the Chan Chu money magick of the Chinese has been highly effective.
There is only one problem for the Chinese in the magickal battle for the future of humanity.
Because of rules imposed by the Chinese government to fight overpopulation, for decades Chinese families have wanted only male children. Girls have either frequently been aborted, or when possible Chinese mothers have come to America to give birth to their baby girls.
As a consequence, the energy of Chinese fertility has withered in China and blossomed bountifully in American! Is it any wonder, that when the Golden Toad finally incarnates as answer all those invocatons and prayers, that he gets confused by all that energy of Chinese fertility ...
... That the Golden Toad does not incarnate in China.
But instead comes to AMERICA to lead our nation back to the economic prosperity that is rightfully ours?
That's right. The Golden Toad has come to America as ....